The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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