Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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