I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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