You really coming over, don't trick.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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