In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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