am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize