I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
a search helicopter?!
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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