I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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