Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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