I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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