weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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