This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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