Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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