If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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