Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm bleeding and have questions
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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