Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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