Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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