now i know why i became what i already was.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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