You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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