Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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