Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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