This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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