Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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