i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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