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Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
last night I used snow as a chaser
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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