But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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