addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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