i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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