Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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