Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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