Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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