I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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