And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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