a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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