ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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