talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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