like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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