he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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