I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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