dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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