we made out on top of his cat.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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