Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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