I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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