idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty