Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(251): View more from Alabama

He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.

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(520): View more from Arizona

There was a lot of him and a little penis

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(440): View more from Ohio

Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.

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(416): View more from Toronto

he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...

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(206): View more from Washington

The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...

(425): View more from Washington

Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.

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(716): View more from New York

i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.

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(661): View more from California

I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time

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