Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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he fucked my hip out of place.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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