no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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