I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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