New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Actions speak louder than pants.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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