Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
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