So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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