Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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